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The Twitter Patter 5 (Week #9)

So, according to that bastion of truth known as Wikipedia...

Patter is a prepared and practiced speech that is designed to produce a desired response from its audience. Examples of occupations with a patter might include the auctioneer, salesperson, dance caller, or comedian. The term may have been a colloquial shortening of "Pater Noster", and may have referred to the practice of mouthing or mumbling prayers quickly and mechanically. From this, it became a slang word for the secret and equally incomprehensible mutterings of a cant language used by beggars, thieves, gypsies, etc., and then the fluent plausible talk that a cheap-jack employs to pass off his goods. Many illusionists, e.g., card magicians, use patter both to enhance the show and to distract the attention of the spectators.

If we're talking about Christians on Social Media, and Twitter in particular, then we must add "sinners" to that list of the types of people associated with the use of patter.

And so, with that, the "Twitter Patter Five" is born! Cheesy? Maybe, but I do love cheese (especially Dubliner!), and I also love to have a little fun when it comes to learning and then sharing what I've learned with others, and if there's one thing we've seen from our friends at Table Talk Radio, it's that such an approach can be highly effective (even if you're only "mediocre" too).

Despite the somewhat negative connotations to the term "patter" (not to mention the negative perception associated with the often unholy marriage between Christians and Social Media), there's actually a lot of thought-provoking Biblical truth that can be found on Twitter that's shared in a mere 140-character tweet.

My goal in this weekly series is to highlight the "good" rather than the "bad" and to promote the ones we should prayerfully consider from the ones we should "mark and avoid" (Romans 16:17) since they pervert our cherished and shared faith.

Here's how this will work.

I'll select just 5 Christian tweets from the week (hopefully, 1 from each day of the week leading up to and perhaps even including Saturday and Sunday) and give you the "Twitter Patter Five" Finalists for that week.

Then I'll select the one that I like the best as that week's "Twitter Patter: 'This Is Most Certainly True' Top Dog" (yeah, I know it's a MOUTHFUL, but please gimme a break, because I'm trying to incorporate some distinctly Lutheran language here! haha).

The best part of this weekly feature? It's also a contest that every single one of you with a Twitter account can play at any time! Just include #TwitterPatter in your tweets (if you can; helpful, but not necessary though).

At the end of the year, we'll take a look at all the Weekly Winners and select only 1 to be the best of 2015...but we'll do it "Bracket Busters" style (think the NCAA March Madness Tournament!) by setting one Weekly Winner against another! Should make for some fun and entertaining theological discussions once we get to that time of year!

Oh yeah, the 2015 Champion will receive, courtesy of A Lutheran Layman, the ultimate Twitter tool: What Luther Says... It's a $60 value and "this book contains more than 5,100 quotations on 200 subjects from the writings of Martin Luther. All quotations are alphabetically and topically arranged for quick and easy reference. The introduction explores Luther's life and writings, gives a historical perspective for this volume, and provides a description of how Ewald Plass went about producing this book."

In case you missed any of them, check out the Twitter Patter Archive for all the past winners from previous weeks. 
Now, here are this week's Twitter Patter Five Finalists (in no particular order)...


Wow! Choosing ONLY five tweets each week is going to be very tough for me!

I really must commend all of you. I mean, the range of rock-solid theology consistently presented by so many of you in a mere 140-character message is mind-boggling and this past week was no exception.

Ok, drum roll please...

This week's Winner?


Dominick (@aDefeatedVictor) was actually one of the very first people I ever had a conversation with on Twitter and he's one of the most prolific Twitter users I know (at least, from my perspective).

What always gets me though is how often he's able to churn out some excellent, thought-provoking comments or how he's always willing to engage others in conversation too.

Like me, he's from the state of New York. Like me, he's newer Lutheran. I love the Twitter handle he uses as well as this description: "
Theological misfit. Landing in the area of Lutheranism. Habitual Sinner. Defeated by my sin, Raised to victory through my Savior. Is there really anything else?" Even better? He also has his very own website that puts his wittiness on full display on a regular basis!

The name and description of that blog is very good too (The Defeated Victor: Defeated By My Sin. Called Victorious By Christ.) and I highly recommend making it a part of your daily reading. He just always strikes me as someone who's just so refreshingly honest -- not just about his victory in Christ, but about his daily struggles with the Old Adam too.

As for this tweet that won him this week's honors, I chose it because I can definitely relate. One of the things I often struggle with still to this day after having come out of American Evangelicalism is this twisted notion that I might not really be a Christian unless I can somehow figure out how to repent the "right way" and "enough" in order to gain complete forgiveness.

See, there was always this thing in the back of my head that said, "Ha! First off, you're not a true Christian because you keep battling and struggling the same sins! A real Christian would've been victorious over them by now and there should be no trace of them in your life whatsoever you fool!"

This is the kind of despair and guilt that lead me to question my faith and to even think I maybe needed to be baptized again so that I could obtain more power from the Holy Spirit as if He were a "Spiritual Red Bull" or something!

This tweet of his is communicates the kind of truth that is so simple and profound, and yet, the kind that is rarely heard in churches today. I pray if helps you to remember that you are baptized into Christ and, therefore, that you are most certainly forgiven when you repent no matter how "weak" or "strong" that repentance seems to be.

Remember, as fun as this little weekly contest is, it's NEVER truly about us and ALWAYS about Jesus Christ in the sense that we should want to point people to Him and not ourselves by proclaiming Christ crucified for the sins of all mankind.

Unfortunately, one of the real dangers of having a Social Media presence of any kind (whether on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and/or with a blog like this one) is that you quickly become susceptible to the sin of pride setting in.

If you're not careful, you can become disillusioned into thinking it's all about you, your words, and your followers when it needs to remain all about Jesus, His Words, and His followers (of course, this can occur even without the use of Social Media).

Sure, we're all sinners, which means we're all bound to fall into this trap from time-to-time. The key, as you know, is repentance. If the situation should call for it, then it's also ok to detach, sign off, and take a step back if you need to.

So, yes, use online tools like Twitter to confess "the faith that was once for all delivered to the saints" (Jude 1:3) and let the Holy Spirit do His work when and where He pleases (John 3:7-8; 1 Corinthians 12:11; Formula of Concord, Solid Declaration II, 56).

Just remember it's Him who does the work of converting souls through the preaching of the Word and the administering of the Sacraments -- not you through your own witty tweets (John 6:44).

Well, that's it for this week's edition of Twitter Patter. Please feel free to let me know if you come across any tweets that you don't want me to miss so that they can be considered for next week's edition (@LutheranLayman).

In a Lutheran layman's terms, keep it short, keep it sweet, but above all, keep it Biblical in all your "Christian" tweets!


NOTE: I'm not a called and ordained minister of God's Word and Sacraments. I'm a layman or a Christian, Candy-Making, Husband, Father, Friend who lives in the "City of Good Neighbors" here on the East Coast. To be more specific, and relevant to the point I want to make with this note, I'm also a newly converted Confessional Lutheran who recently escaped American Evangelicalism a little over a year ago. That being said, please contact me ASAP if you believe that any of my "old beliefs" seem to have crept their way into any of the material you see published here, and especially if any of the content is inconsistent with our Confessions and Lutheran doctrine (in other words, if it's not consistent with God's Word, which our Confessions merely summarize and point us back to) so that I can correct those errors immediately and not lead any of His little ones astray (James 3:1). Finally, please be aware that you might also discover that some of the earlier pieces I wrote on this blog back in 2013 definitely fall into that category since I was a "Lutheran-In-Name-Only" at the time and was completely oblivious to the fact that a Christian "Book of Concord" even existed (Small/Large Catechism? What's that!?!). In addition, there are some entries that are a little "out there" so-to-speak since the subject matter was also heavy influenced by those old beliefs of mine. I know that now and I'm still learning. Anyway, I decided to leave those published posts up on this website and in cyberspace only because we now have this disclaimer, and only to demonstrate the continuing work of Christ and the Holy Spirit in my life (Hebrews 12:2; Philippians 1:6). Most importantly, please know that any time I engage in commenting on and/or interpreting a specific portion of the holy Scriptures, it will always closely follow the verse-by-verse notes from my Lutheran Study Bible and/or include references to the Book of Concord unless otherwise noted. Typically, I defer to what other Lutheran Pastors have already preached and taught about such passages since they are the called and ordained shepherds of our souls here on earth. Finally, I'm going to apologize ahead of time for the length of most entries. I'm well aware that blogs should be short, sweet, and to the point, but I've never been one to follow the rules when it comes to writing. Besides, this website is more like a dude's diary in the sense that everything I write about and share publicly isn't always what's "popular" or "#trending" at the time, but is instead all the things that I'm studying myself at the moment. For better or for worse, these posts tend to be much longer than most blog entries you'll find elsewhere only because I try to pack as much info as possible into a single piece so that I can refer to it again and again over time if I need to (and so that it can be a valuable resource for others -- if possible, a "One-Stop-Shop" of sorts). Thank you for stopping by and thank you in advance for your time, help, and understanding. Grace and peace to you and yours!


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